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phamosI like Lydia's movie meme. So I'm going to do it myself. 15 quotes from my favorite movies -- point for movie title, point for character, half a point if you know the actor but not the character's name. Go!
1) And where were you twenty years ago? Ten years ago? Where were you when I was new? When I was one of those innocent young maidens you always come to? How dare you! How dare you come to me now, when I am this!
2) What an incredible smell you've discovered!
3) Character 1: I think you'll be okay here, they have a thin candy shell. 'Surprised you didn't know that.
Character 2: I think your brain has a thick candy shell.
Character 1: Your... Your brain has the shell on it.
Character 2: Are you talking?
4) And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry...
5) This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have fucked you in the ass Saturday. I fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo!
6)Character 1: Haven't you ever seen a bra before?
Character 2: Not with the BOOB MEAT in it!
7) You've got a program featuring America's favorite old fart. Reading a book in front of a fireplace. Now, I have to kill all of you.
8) "Empire" had the better ending. I mean, Luke gets his hand cut off, finds out Vader's his father, Han gets frozen and taken away by Boba Fett. It ends on such a down note. I mean, that's what life is, a series of down endings. All "Jedi" had was a bunch of Muppets.
9) First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.
10) Hold her to you, for she is part of you, as we all are part of each other.
11) Character 1: What are you giving him drugs for? What the hell are Pirin tablets?
Character 2: It's aspirin with the "A" and the "S" scraped off.
12) What are you looking at? Wipe that face off your head, bitch.
13) It's like, how much more black could this be? and the answer is none. None more black.
14) I prayed for the death of [redacted] many times and I felt bad everytime I did it but I kept doing it anyway. Now I know you understood everything. Praise Jesus, Hallelujah.
15) Character 1: So, uh, what do you wanna do tonight?
Character 2: I dunno. Get a pizza, watch "Degrassi Jr. High".
Character 1: You got a weird thing for Canadian melodrama.
Character 2: I got a weird thing for girls who say, "Aboot."
1) And where were you twenty years ago? Ten years ago? Where were you when I was new? When I was one of those innocent young maidens you always come to? How dare you! How dare you come to me now, when I am this!
2) What an incredible smell you've discovered!
3) Character 1: I think you'll be okay here, they have a thin candy shell. 'Surprised you didn't know that.
Character 2: I think your brain has a thick candy shell.
Character 1: Your... Your brain has the shell on it.
Character 2: Are you talking?
4) And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry...
5) This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have fucked you in the ass Saturday. I fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo!
6)Character 1: Haven't you ever seen a bra before?
Character 2: Not with the BOOB MEAT in it!
7) You've got a program featuring America's favorite old fart. Reading a book in front of a fireplace. Now, I have to kill all of you.
8) "Empire" had the better ending. I mean, Luke gets his hand cut off, finds out Vader's his father, Han gets frozen and taken away by Boba Fett. It ends on such a down note. I mean, that's what life is, a series of down endings. All "Jedi" had was a bunch of Muppets.
9) First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.
10) Hold her to you, for she is part of you, as we all are part of each other.
11) Character 1: What are you giving him drugs for? What the hell are Pirin tablets?
Character 2: It's aspirin with the "A" and the "S" scraped off.
12) What are you looking at? Wipe that face off your head, bitch.
13) It's like, how much more black could this be? and the answer is none. None more black.
14) I prayed for the death of [redacted] many times and I felt bad everytime I did it but I kept doing it anyway. Now I know you understood everything. Praise Jesus, Hallelujah.
15) Character 1: So, uh, what do you wanna do tonight?
Character 2: I dunno. Get a pizza, watch "Degrassi Jr. High".
Character 1: You got a weird thing for Canadian melodrama.
Character 2: I got a weird thing for girls who say, "Aboot."
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Date: 2008-02-27 05:15 am (UTC)4. sounds like it's from Office Space, I forget the character's name,but the actor was Stephen Root.
I don't recognize 8, but I agree with it.
9. is Monty Python and the Holy Grail, spoken by, er, Michael Palin, and it's going to kill me that I'm not sure of the name, but Brother Maynard comes to mind.
That's what I've got right now.