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[phamos]

I like Lydia's movie meme. So I'm going to do it myself. 15 quotes from my favorite movies -- point for movie title, point for character, half a point if you know the actor but not the character's name. Go!

1) And where were you twenty years ago? Ten years ago? Where were you when I was new? When I was one of those innocent young maidens you always come to? How dare you! How dare you come to me now, when I am this!

2) What an incredible smell you've discovered!



3) Character 1: I think you'll be okay here, they have a thin candy shell. 'Surprised you didn't know that.
Character 2: I think your brain has a thick candy shell.
Character 1: Your... Your brain has the shell on it.
Character 2: Are you talking?

4) And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry...

5) This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have fucked you in the ass Saturday. I fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo!

6)Character 1: Haven't you ever seen a bra before?
Character 2: Not with the BOOB MEAT in it!

7) You've got a program featuring America's favorite old fart. Reading a book in front of a fireplace. Now, I have to kill all of you.

8) "Empire" had the better ending. I mean, Luke gets his hand cut off, finds out Vader's his father, Han gets frozen and taken away by Boba Fett. It ends on such a down note. I mean, that's what life is, a series of down endings. All "Jedi" had was a bunch of Muppets.

9) First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.

10) Hold her to you, for she is part of you, as we all are part of each other.

11) Character 1: What are you giving him drugs for? What the hell are Pirin tablets?
Character 2: It's aspirin with the "A" and the "S" scraped off.

12) What are you looking at? Wipe that face off your head, bitch.

13) It's like, how much more black could this be? and the answer is none. None more black.

14) I prayed for the death of [redacted] many times and I felt bad everytime I did it but I kept doing it anyway. Now I know you understood everything. Praise Jesus, Hallelujah.

15) Character 1: So, uh, what do you wanna do tonight?
Character 2: I dunno. Get a pizza, watch "Degrassi Jr. High".
Character 1: You got a weird thing for Canadian melodrama.
Character 2: I got a weird thing for girls who say, "Aboot."

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[tenar.livejournal.com]

1. the last unicorn, molly grue
4. office space, milton
8. i'm thinking clerks. randall?
9. monty python?

i think i know some of the others but my memory sucks.

[polarbear.livejournal.com]

3, Tommy Boy, Tommy and David Spade's character.
4, Office Space, Milton.
5, The Big Lebowski, Jesus.
6, ATHF, Master Shake.
8, Clerks, Dante.
9, MP & The Holy Grail, the Priest.
11, The Birdcage, Robin Williams.

I'm sure some are wrong.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_katiekins/]

4) And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry...
Dude, Blythe thinks that he says the squirrels were married in this quote. Oh the fights we've had about this quote!

11) The Birdcage, Agador Spartacus (I LOVE this quote, by the way!)
14) Heathers, Heather Duke
15) Chasing Amy, Holden and Banky

[phamos818.livejournal.com]

There appears to be a great deal of dispute with regards to the merry/married quote. But why would he talking about the squirrels being MARRIED? Anyway...

[this-monograph.livejournal.com]

i think twelve is parker posey's character in dazed and confused.

[clafount.livejournal.com]

1) I want to this is from Dangerous Liaisons though I don't know.

2) Star Wars - Han Solo

3) oh god that's funny. what is it? argh!

4) Office Space, that "stapler" guy who was in Newsradio

5) The Jesus! The Big Lebowski

8) Gotta be a Kevin Smith movie, but I don't know which one

11) argh! I know this! But obviously not

A lot of those seem familiar but I just can't place them. But at least they spark *something* Thank you for not making this retardly hard.

[bamzerlime.livejournal.com]

4 is Office Space! Melvin? Was that his name?

[shivabee.livejournal.com]

1. that woman in _the last unicorn_.
3. tommy and richard in _tommy boy_.
4. milton in _office space_.
8. dante in _clerks_.
12. darla in _dazed and confused_.
14. heather duke in _heathers_.

[talamasca.livejournal.com]

I'll be incredibly surprised if most people don't get at least 2) and 9). So easy. Though I guess I should say since I'm saying they're easy, so here goes:

2) "Star Wars"; Han Solo (in the garbage compactor room)

9) "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"; Brother Maynard, I believe, consulting the "Book of Armaments".

Otherwise, I haven't seen the movie for 1) in many years, but I listened to an audio version of the book last year, so I think I've got the movie, though not the name of the character:

1) "The Last Unicorn"; that woman who joins the wizard in his travels, who was part of a band of thieves before then. Says it to the unicorn upon seeing her.

Otherwise...I've got nothing. Several sound familiar to varying degrees--like 4) and 13) through 15), and I'd swear I'd heard 10) as well--and I'm almost certain that 8) has to be a Kevin Smith movie, though which one I can't remember.

[rainherder.livejournal.com]

2. is Star Wars, spoken by Han Solo (Harrison Ford), to Princess Leia (Carrie Fisher).

4. sounds like it's from Office Space, I forget the character's name,but the actor was Stephen Root.

I don't recognize 8, but I agree with it.

9. is Monty Python and the Holy Grail, spoken by, er, Michael Palin, and it's going to kill me that I'm not sure of the name, but Brother Maynard comes to mind.

That's what I've got right now.

[rainherder.livejournal.com]

As a hint, the film that has your #9 is on my quiz, too. Different character, though.

[ak-blackcap.livejournal.com]

with help from my husband, joe_bacchus,

1. Molly Gru, Last Unicorn (two years ago we went as the Princess Amalthea and the Red Bull for Halloween.)

2. Han in the trash compactor, Star wars

3. Tommy Boy or Black Sheep

4. Office Space

7. Bob Cat in Scrooged?

8. Something by Kevin Smith, Clerks or Mall Rats perhaps?

9. Brother Maynard, Holy Grail

10. Dark Crystal?

13. Nigel Tuffnel, This is Spinal Tap

14. Heathers, Heather #3 at Heather #1's funeral

[miz-anneliese.livejournal.com]

4) Office Space, Milton
9) Monty Python and the Holy Grail, ummm.... some christiany dude :)

[notemily.livejournal.com]

I want to say 8 is Clerks and 9 is Monty Python.

[bugboy3001.livejournal.com]

I can do the easy ones.

2. Han Solo in Star Wars. (right? maybe it's not as easy as I think)

4. Milton in Office Space.

9. Umm... Eric Idle's character (?) in Monty Python and the Holy Grail

13. ummm... Harry Shearer's character in This is Spinal Tap

3. might be Toy Story?

[basbleugrrl.livejournal.com]

4) Office Space (looooove it)
9) Monthy Python's Holy Grail
11) The Birdcage
15) I know this. I KNOW THIS. Its not coming to me. Damn it.

[mlyle5.livejournal.com]

Can you post the answers somewhere? Or at least send them to me....I am so curious!

[rationalpassion.livejournal.com]

I guess I'll go for the easy one.

2. Han Solo in Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back

[rationalpassion.livejournal.com]

I am, as the kids say, teh sux. (I am probably using "teh sux" wrong, too. :-)

[phamos818.livejournal.com]

I think they currently say teh suxx0rz. But i just read that somewhere on the interwebs. Do kids still play with pogs and listen to the emo? Where is my Ben-Gay? I need to sit down and watch some Murder She Wrote reruns.

[magpiegirl.livejournal.com]

4) Dialogue spoken by that guy obsessed with his stapler in "Office Space."


9) From "Monty Python and the Holy Grail." It was Michael Palin's character who explained the instructions for the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.


11) I know the quote is from "The Birdcage" and Nathan Lane's character was the one who was taking the Pirin tablets. So, I am guessing the characters talking are Robin Williams and Agador Spartacus.