Oh, Bill Kristol. You are an endless source of entertainment to me.

[phamos]

Bill Kristol, my absolute favorite pundit in the whole frickin' universe, was on The Daily Show last night. I have to run and watch it RIGHT NOW. Apparently he said that Bush is going to be vindicated because "the economy's been pretty good." This man is a ROCK STAR of ridiculousness. I mean, seriously, does he have ANY credibility left at this point? It's like the Times gave an editorial column to Yakov Smirnoff. "In capitalist America, economy collapses YOU!" I think Bill Kristol should have to do all of his interviews from now on wearing a clown nose and a shriner's hat and sitting in a tiny tiny car with circus music playing softly in the background. I love him and want to have 8 million of his babies, and we will name them all after AEI fellows. "This is my son, Joshua Muravchik BenZvi Kristol!" (Oh my god, that's the Jewiest name possible in the whole world. Maybe it's cheating to keep my husband's name while having hypothetical babies with another man...)

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[hyounpark.livejournal.com]

The first time I ever saw Bill Kristol on TV, I thought two things:

1) Is this like some cut-rate version of Billy Crystal? Like when there's a porn star named Mary Carey because she looks vaguely like Mariah Carey? I didn't know that political pundits did that, too!

2) That grin looks really scary, like he's about to eat my children.

And in my mind, Kristol's already wearing that clown nose 24/7.

Envisioningly,
Hyoun