I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords.

[phamos]

Every five minutes I hit refresh on the California Secretary of State webpage, and every five minutes Barack's numbers go up by a tenth of a percentage point. By dawn, he should have trounced Hillary Clinton and will be well on his way towards deposing Xenu as our galactic overlord.

I really need to go to bed.

ETA -- 12:14 a.m., 38.1%. 12:19 a.m., 38.2% IT'S SERIOUSLY LIKE CLOCKWORK AND IT'S MAKING MY BRAIN DRIBBLE OUT OF MY EARS.