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Jun. 29th, 2004 03:59 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
so apparently mary kate is actually a cokehead, but she might still be anorexic too. no one really knows. and the british press says britney's pregnant. can we all just admit that we have no idea what's going on in these people's lives?
the "it's not anorexia -- IT'S DRUGS!" headline kinda cracks me up. like, it's just going to keep getting more and more startling. "not just drugs, it's DEVIL WORSHIP!" "devil-worshipping olsen twin EATS JEWISH BABIES!" "anti-semite mary kate skull-fucks reagan corpse with sparkly dildo!"
the "it's not anorexia -- IT'S DRUGS!" headline kinda cracks me up. like, it's just going to keep getting more and more startling. "not just drugs, it's DEVIL WORSHIP!" "devil-worshipping olsen twin EATS JEWISH BABIES!" "anti-semite mary kate skull-fucks reagan corpse with sparkly dildo!"