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Apr. 5th, 2004 06:28 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
phamosandre 3000's acceptance speech at the nickelodeon kids choice awards:
"Thank you for inviting us to your award show," the group's singer, Andre 3000, told a crowd filled with mostly screaming kids. "We're having a great time, and it is so great to learn how to read. You have to read, that's it, and count, and all that type of stuff. Stay away from drugs."
stay away from drugs indeed.
the kids choice awards have been around for so long now. i'm so old that i remember the fat boys rapping before every commercial break at what i think was the first one. i also think exposé won something, and the kool-aid man ran across the stage. oh yeah! that was 1987. that was also the year that courtney jackman, from the class across the hall from me, won second place in the super toy run. there was a picture of her in the buffalo news running across the finish line at toys r us with a shopping card that was brain-fryingly pink from all the barbie stuff in it. lucky bitch.
this year's awards also came with a gift for the guys running the olsen twins legality clock (a total ripoff of the old natalie portman legality clock): the twins cling to each other to escape the dirty, dirty slime.
"Thank you for inviting us to your award show," the group's singer, Andre 3000, told a crowd filled with mostly screaming kids. "We're having a great time, and it is so great to learn how to read. You have to read, that's it, and count, and all that type of stuff. Stay away from drugs."
stay away from drugs indeed.
the kids choice awards have been around for so long now. i'm so old that i remember the fat boys rapping before every commercial break at what i think was the first one. i also think exposé won something, and the kool-aid man ran across the stage. oh yeah! that was 1987. that was also the year that courtney jackman, from the class across the hall from me, won second place in the super toy run. there was a picture of her in the buffalo news running across the finish line at toys r us with a shopping card that was brain-fryingly pink from all the barbie stuff in it. lucky bitch.
this year's awards also came with a gift for the guys running the olsen twins legality clock (a total ripoff of the old natalie portman legality clock): the twins cling to each other to escape the dirty, dirty slime.
