I always thought that "Bob" seemed like a shady child molester...

I don't remember if I mentioned this back when Old School Sesame Street Volume 1 came out, but I remember being shocked by it and am glad other people were, too: The DVD has a disclaimer saying that it is meant for adults and might not be suitable for "the needs of today's preschool child." So all the kids that grew up watching Sesame Street between 1969 and 1979 (the years covered by the two available sets) have been horribly mind-warped? Whew! Glad I just missed the cutoff. I'm sure volume three will be totally acceptable. After all, Elmo arrived in 1984. He'll make everything alright.

Jeremy also has a cool tool belt that may or may not contain a grappling hook.

My friend Jeremy poses the question, "Why is Ron Paul awesome?" The New Yorker notes that he is wearing suspenders. All of this flies right over my head. Why haven't I learned yet that when magazines quote Columbia physics grad students, I usually know them?