tom's awkward stage

[phamos]

...unfortunately, he's going through it at 40. this NEVER ceases to amuse me:



"schtop laughing at me! you guysch are turdsch!"

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Muwahahaha

[leahgrace.livejournal.com]

Tom Cruise deserves every bit of piss-crap he gets. Little bastard. I do nto know what people see in him. Gack. May his braces poke his mouth incessantly, and may he have to wear tons of wax on his brackets. Bwahaha.

Give me Anthony Stewart Head any day. I could pun disgustingly on his name, but I won't because I am a gracious human being. Meh.

So, Maggles, I've been thinking of you. When we gonna get together??? I promise I won't get a stomachache this time. Youse gotta come out to Scarsdale.

You are one freako shopping mama. I your sense of style. You basically summed up where I should bother looking and where I should not. Thank you for the endless time and irritation you have saved me!

[mtbandit.livejournal.com]

Are those BRACES? I thought I'd seen him with braces a while ago, but Sparky said "no, he couldn't possibly. he'd have to stop working."

Though, of course, these days computers are getting into everything so I guess it would be possible to digitally remove the braces from every frame they appear in.

[sadgirlseven.livejournal.com]

i think he has them removed when he's shooting a film. i seem to remember reading that. i could be wrong, tho.

[phamos818.livejournal.com]

yes, which makes the whole endeavor pointless, becuase when you're 40 the teeth will simply move back to their previous positions unless you have the braces for an extended period of time. (my mom had braces when she was 30.) he also looks like he's got acne and his greasy hair is parted in the middle. he looks like a goob.

[mtbandit.livejournal.com]

That would be dumb. Braces are useless if they keep getting removed.

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[sadgirlseven.livejournal.com]

i agree. it's kinda lame.