Date: 2007-09-13 05:41 am (UTC)
As far as Britney's body goes, I'm terribly torn. Honestly, if you judge her based on other women her age, especially women who've had two children, her body is slammin'. Unfortunately, she looks terribly uncomfortable moving at that weight. When she was 110 pounds of pure muscle, she was a dancin' dynamo. But she just doesn't know how to DANCE while weighing 135. That's because she's completely untoned. If she were standing still in that bikini, she'd look amazing. But moving around, she just looks MISERABLE and BLOATED and like she just doesn't know what to do with herself. I think it was the way she was carrying herself more than her actual figure that made people say all the "fat" stuff. She's demonstrably not fat, but she moves like she is. Get her to spend a couple of months with any half-decent bellydance troupe and maybe they'll give her some pointers. Girl needs to admit she's curvy now and work those curves.

(There's one picture floating around out there that, every time I see it, makes me think of Janeane Garofalo's old standup bit about how she's going to make her own version of Backdraft only call it Backfat. I am terrible for giggling at this.)
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