Dear Britney,
Aug. 29th, 2007 11:46 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
You're JUST NOT WEARING PANTS. I will brook no argument here, young lady. You are DEARTH PANTS. I am going to abstain from commenting on the absolute ridiculousness that is your hair, the fact that you only put in one of your frickin' FreshLooks, or how nast the insides of those boots must be by now. I am just asking you, please, as a favor to me (and to your ass), put on some pants. OK?