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Mar. 23rd, 2004 12:48 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
phamoswonkette always does a column on sightings of political figures in washington. the newest one has a particularly funny entry:
saw mrs. [madeline] albright driving her silver mercedes on the inner loop of the beltway on mar. 6. passed her car, realized it was her, so we slowed down -- went behind her car and got off on the exit. she's an incredibly attentive driver for not noticing two homos in a honda driving all around her car trying to get a better look.
two things:
a) louis henkin taught madeline albright. therefore, i am equivalent to madeline albright. ergo, i should be secretary of state. QED.
b) "the inner loop of the beltway"? WTF? i hope to jebus that i never have to drive on that ridiculous freeway. my brain might actually dribble out of my ears.
saw mrs. [madeline] albright driving her silver mercedes on the inner loop of the beltway on mar. 6. passed her car, realized it was her, so we slowed down -- went behind her car and got off on the exit. she's an incredibly attentive driver for not noticing two homos in a honda driving all around her car trying to get a better look.
two things:
a) louis henkin taught madeline albright. therefore, i am equivalent to madeline albright. ergo, i should be secretary of state. QED.
b) "the inner loop of the beltway"? WTF? i hope to jebus that i never have to drive on that ridiculous freeway. my brain might actually dribble out of my ears.
