how wheezy am i?

[phamos]

i am wheezier than my cat, whistle, who is snoring under my feet at this moment, and my boyfriend, who is snoring on the bed.

i am wheezier than my aunt weezie (yes, i do have one), though not quite as wheezy as brooks' aunt loisie.

hell, i'm wheezier than weezie from the jeffersons. fish don't fry in the kitchen, beans don't burn on the griiiiiiill.

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[thatabbygrrl.livejournal.com]

you are also funnier than a bag of cats. hope the wheezing passes, although i hope the good humor doesn't.

(more sedated than my aunt sedation (i don't have one) doesn't have the same ring to it)

[elusis.livejournal.com]

try drinking some hot water if you're really having trouble...