how wheezy am i?

[phamos]

i am wheezier than my cat, whistle, who is snoring under my feet at this moment, and my boyfriend, who is snoring on the bed.

i am wheezier than my aunt weezie (yes, i do have one), though not quite as wheezy as brooks' aunt loisie.

hell, i'm wheezier than weezie from the jeffersons. fish don't fry in the kitchen, beans don't burn on the griiiiiiill.

Comments

[elusis.livejournal.com]

try drinking some hot water if you're really having trouble...

[phamos818.livejournal.com]

well, the burning lungs progressed to phlegmy lungs fairly quickly without any necessary intervention, and i think the culprit is actually dust blowing in through our air conditioner from the construction next door. so at the moment, my respiratory syste is in a good place. although, now,my ambien seems to be hitting me harder than usual. i know what do do combat that! i'll take a xanax! wooooosh-brain fart. i should start keeping alchol i like in the apartment for occasios such as this one where i have nothing to present to aytne tomorrow and i'm already pretty ganked, so i want a warooni!

Heh. I just reread that and decided to leave it just as is because it totally encapsulates where my pharmocolgy has taken me.i have seen the best minds of my generation babbling drunkenly mad shouting out shouting ou....what?

[phamos818.livejournal.com]

horrifyingly, i do not remember posting that last comment, or the "catbag funny" one. i was rather stoned, i think. hee.