how wheezy am i?

[phamos]

i am wheezier than my cat, whistle, who is snoring under my feet at this moment, and my boyfriend, who is snoring on the bed.

i am wheezier than my aunt weezie (yes, i do have one), though not quite as wheezy as brooks' aunt loisie.

hell, i'm wheezier than weezie from the jeffersons. fish don't fry in the kitchen, beans don't burn on the griiiiiiill.

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[thatabbygrrl.livejournal.com]

you are also funnier than a bag of cats. hope the wheezing passes, although i hope the good humor doesn't.

(more sedated than my aunt sedation (i don't have one) doesn't have the same ring to it)

[phamos818.livejournal.com]

bags of cats tend to be pretty damn funny. you're all jammin the cats all up in the bag, cats are like "what? who bag dis?" and then hey all crawl around on top each other confused and fighting and funny. i aspire to catbag funny.

the catbag levels of lack of oxygen to the brain are making me all WOOO eeey, and since i don't havbe work tomorrow i'm totally tempted to take advantage of it and just get gorked. but it's not as much fun without anyone top get gorked with. when are they gonna come up with that beeming machine, so you and amity and various others will just be in my apartment right now and we'll put on music and take various mood destabilizers and party.

how is there is no mashup of the jeffersons theme song. nelly so shoulda put that in one of his songs. "Dem beans can't bake in no kitchen, girl set you ass on the grill, we're movin' up in here, so take off all your clothes."

[dwc.livejournal.com]

i aspire to catbag funny.

Words to live by, if there ever were any.

Feel better, you.