phamos | toupain't

there's a guy who works on the fifteenth floor of my building who apparently didn't get the memo that toupees are, like, the ugliest thing ever. his is particularly bad, too. it's a slightly different color than the rest of his hair, and it's always slightly disheveled, and i think it may be made of ferret hair.

his pants never fit right either.

the sad thing is, i think he's actually pretty well off. i think he's a bond broker. can't buy taste.