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Feb. 17th, 2007 10:52 pmMan, you're off the internet for a day and Britney Spears explodes. I can't even keep up with what's going on. From what I gather, the rumors are that she got raped (I'm not sure where that one came from), shaved her head (totally true), and checked into rehab (yes) with amphetamine psychosis (unconfirmed). What??!!??
ETA: Am I a bad person that I started laughing when a Sinead O'Connor song came on as I was posting this?
ETA 2-Electric Boogaloo: Apparently the rape rumor came from the same person whose "uncle" works at Cedars Sinai and claims she had amphetamine psychosis. She claimed Britney was getting checked out for sexual assault, and then came back and clarified that Britney had said she was being "raped by the media" and this pathetic little game of telephone got around the hospital, and then it got to fucking Perez, and now it's everywhere. I think the person went back and deleted the original comment after the fact, which fixes nothing. Poor Bit Bit.
ETA 3-ETA and the Last Crusade: BWA HA HA! The person whose "uncle" works at Cedars has the same IP address as that Scientologist I shouted out a few weeks ago! YAY FOR SOCK PUPPETS!
ETA 4-ETA Resurrection: AND NOW![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
jrexasaurus is going back and deleting comments from an old post where she admitted to being a Scientologist so that she can pseudo-plausibly deny being paperbaghomie. This post is so about to be baleeted. Sad.
ETA eleventy: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! The post has been updated to say that Britney checked into rehab at the Scientology Center! Either this girl is the best comedian in the world, or it's true and GOD is the best comedian in the world. Or Xenu is. Or whatever.
ETA: Am I a bad person that I started laughing when a Sinead O'Connor song came on as I was posting this?
ETA 2-Electric Boogaloo: Apparently the rape rumor came from the same person whose "uncle" works at Cedars Sinai and claims she had amphetamine psychosis. She claimed Britney was getting checked out for sexual assault, and then came back and clarified that Britney had said she was being "raped by the media" and this pathetic little game of telephone got around the hospital, and then it got to fucking Perez, and now it's everywhere. I think the person went back and deleted the original comment after the fact, which fixes nothing. Poor Bit Bit.
ETA 3-ETA and the Last Crusade: BWA HA HA! The person whose "uncle" works at Cedars has the same IP address as that Scientologist I shouted out a few weeks ago! YAY FOR SOCK PUPPETS!
ETA 4-ETA Resurrection: AND NOW
jrexasaurus is going back and deleting comments from an old post where she admitted to being a Scientologist so that she can pseudo-plausibly deny being paperbaghomie. This post is so about to be baleeted. Sad.ETA eleventy: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! The post has been updated to say that Britney checked into rehab at the Scientology Center! Either this girl is the best comedian in the world, or it's true and GOD is the best comedian in the world. Or Xenu is. Or whatever.
