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i want! i want! oh, fart. i have to start buying lottery tickets, i think.

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god bless helen thomas. i think the woman is one of the few people left in the mainstream media who can legitimately call herself a journalist. but, you know what, i'm totally shallow. isn't she starting to look like one of the gorgs, from fraggle rock?

oh, i'm going to hell. sorry, helen.

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word on the street is that bill clinton is having emergency heart surgery.

you too can have a gmail account

okay, i'm going to make this interesting. nadyne did it first, but i'm stealing her idea.

anyone who wants a gmail account, tell me a story. tell me a joke. tell me something interesting. basically make me laugh or go "hmmm". then i will bestow upon you the gift of a gmail account.

i figure this is more fun for you, too, than just going "me! me! give one to me!" i always prefer the chance to be creative and impress.

of course, it's also very possible that no one else wants a gmail account. if so, this post will slowly rot and die, alone and unloved.

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i have found my new favorite blog: go fug yourself. abby, really, prepare yourself for how happy this site will make you.