i wanna die on a bed of spikes

if i were the dj at motherfucker's easter party, at some point in the night i would have to bust out with: "yo, right about now, i'd like to give a shout out to jesus for dying for our sins! on the third day he rose again, in accordance with the scriptures..." [throw the goat] "...righteous, man." and then play reverence by the jesus and mary chain.

but that's because i'm lame.

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the question becomes, where have my glasses gone? and furthermore, how am i supposed to find them when i'm NOT WEARING MY GLASSES!?!