hack. cough.

woo hoo! asthma attack! haven't had one of these in about 5 years. which means, i haven't had an inhaler on hand for about 4 years. shoot. *cough* *gag* *wheeze*

how wheezy am i?

i am wheezier than my cat, whistle, who is snoring under my feet at this moment, and my boyfriend, who is snoring on the bed.

i am wheezier than my aunt weezie (yes, i do have one), though not quite as wheezy as brooks' aunt loisie.

hell, i'm wheezier than weezie from the jeffersons. fish don't fry in the kitchen, beans don't burn on the griiiiiiill.