Jul. 12th, 2002

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i am amusing myself today with a website that has transcripts of SNL skits.

Earlier this week, the L.A. Police Department searched the home of Paul Reubens, better known as Pee Wee Herman, and confiscated his collection of vintage erotica, which included paintings and photographs. Let me understand this - now Pee Wee Herman can't even masturbate in his own house? Where would America be comfortable with Pee Wee masturbating? Do you want him to go to a sterile room in a hospital, or like the Space Shuttle? Should he buy a mobile home and bury it under the ground? Just tell us, and we'll pass the information onto him, because, if there's one thing I've learned from working with all of these guys, he's not gonna stop doing it!

edited to add that jimmy fallon iz funny too. fo' shizzle.

Snoop Dogg is predicting that GM stock will go up with the introduction of his limited-edition Snoop Deville Sedan. Especially since it was named "Best New Sedizun of the Yizun" by Cizzun and Drizun Magazizzin.
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i am happy because my friend michelle came to visit the office today. she is sitting over my shoulder right now telling me i have to write nice things about her. someone please send help. she is very very mean to me!

no. not really. michelle is lovely and wonderful and has pretty hair. yay.

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